2000

OOOPS

Oh, well. I made good on my promise to never cut the hair until now, but alas, this story does not have a happy ending. You see, I will admit to you now that I am no longer truly a mullet. The hair is just, well...long now. In defense of this cold-hearted slap in the face to my 7-headed brethren, I truly feel that in this day and age, if you have long hair and you're not in a band, you're still out-of-touch enough to be considered mulletudinous. Besides, look at me. A mullet lives underneath that Yngwie Malmsteen exterior; that's obvious enough.

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