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7/15/03 Here's one I made for only $10! Imagine what I could make for you...	8/2/03 Another one done for only $10! Bring on dat gas money!	8/8/03 I won't say how much this one cost, but believe me, it was less than its worth.	8/10/03 Made especially for Drew Curtis over at Fark.com, Something like this would run ya around $30.	8/12/03 Some kid only paid me $10 for this involved demand. And he paid with a CHECK. I should've mailed him a big lump of poopie, but instead he got this cool pic.	9/29/03 Just think, you could have something as splendid as this for yourself!

10/2/03 I sell out for peanuts! I tapdance for your shiny nickels!	12/9/03 Color ones too, for reasonable rates! Birthday Greetings to the friend of a very generous lad in Belgium.	12/12/03 This-a here one's for a kid outta Texas. Apologies for any offense, kemosabe.	1/3/04 Hey! This one was made for a repeat customer. Look how well I treat my regulars! Made this for $20.	1/14/04 Original! Outta control! And in this case, lots of feet! What more can you ask for a measly five bucks?	1/23/04 Another five dollar turd that yes, EVEN YOU can place on your mantle and buff daily to a shimmering, proud gloss. I are teh integrity

1/28/04 If you live close enough to me (like in my house), I will even decorate your cake.	2/12/04 Look what you could stick on your fridge, if only you could afford a crappy little fiver.	3/7/04 This kid wanted to go all out for his girlfriend & he even wrote a cute-soaked poem for it. Naturally I changed it just to be a jerklord.	7/3/04 Jessie was a Sci-Fi Guys fan, and wanted something "original" with me and them. I hope by "original" she didn't mean "funny."	7/22/04 FREE for a very cool fan who also bought a DVD. I don't normally throw in free drawings with DVD orders, so don't bother askin', cheapskate!	8/11/04 Here's one made for a guy trying to impress some chick! Think of all the chicks YOU'LL impress by sending me cash today!

9/20/04 Made especially for the owner of eBaumsWorld!	9/22/04 This got done last year, it's proud owner begged me to upload it! So here ya go!	10/23/04 Surely Satan had something to do with all the Red Sox craziness!	12/8/04 Please do not make me do something this complicated for you?	2/9/05 Here's a Valentine's greeting that would've made your girlfriend crap her pants in romantic bliss.	3/19/05 This person got a DVD *and* a drawing for the scads of cash she mailed. She are crazy.

3/29/05 Will you people ever stop making me draw Satan??	4/9/05 Here's a nice little inspirational scribble involving the Packrat!	4/10/05 The last pic of me in my leg fixator will likely be this hand drawn one. Its owner's gonna be rich when he sells it someday!	4/27/05 Again, a too-involved offering. I know you people are only going to sell these when I die.	5/4/05 Here's one in celebration of the new Star Wars movie. I'll also offer up the word "foreshadowing" and say no more here!	5/9/05 This deep-pocketed Sin City fan from the UK wanted something with Puppy and Hamster. Here ya go, luv!

6/21/05 Packrat fans would have to make a pretty hefty donation to get something THIS cool, wouldn't you think?	9/27/05 Going-away card for a new friend from Germany.	10/16/05 Evil-lution Schematic for an RPS-25 fan!	10/23/05 Drawn for a RAB fan's wife who does crafts using light bulbs. I do not judge; I animate naked puppies.	3/1/06 This SFG & RAB fan left the drawing entirely up to me, so it's a weird one.

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