Spank the Fat Guy!
Shockwave file size: 430K (Requires Shockwave plug-in)

I made this game for back in 2000 as part of a contest. What can I won. It appeared on (a parody site that they themselves self-parody the first sign of jumping the shark?) for about three months and 750,000 plays before they yanked it for bandwidth reasons. We'll see how long it lasts on my site for the same reasons! Anyway, I had misplaced the file for misc. stupid reasons, but thanks to a kind surfer having archived it, it's back for you to enjoy. All this said, it's not really a game, but a diversion that oughtta last you about two minutes. But it'll be a memorable two minutes.

Copyright 2000 David C. Lovelace