| UPDATE 6/30/2006: So a couple of days ago the UPS guy shows up with 11 boxes, each weighing 25 pounds and filled
with 100 copies of the new RETARDED ANIMAL BABIES
DVD! I was so excited, I decided to take pictures to commemorate this monumental event.
I should have thrown a DVD release party, but my apartment is now so filled with boxes, there's no longer any room for anyone
to stand. Observe:
I had to carry all of this upstairs in the sweltering heat. What kind of operation am I running here, anyway? Where are my
lackeys? I need box-carrying lackeys. But I was fueled by my desire to cut open the first box, to see those first few shiny
black boxes...
And I looked, and I saw a shimmering red sea of the RAB logo, dazzling even despite its Helvetican mundanity. I pulled out a
copy at random, stared at it for about 45 seconds, and stuck it on the shelf nearby. It was my copy now. The rest are all
now officially available for sale...
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 | A STACK OF 100: 5 FEET TALL This represents ONE BOXFUL of DVDs, or around 9% of my total inventory, crammed into my apartment. Please buy several of these so I can have my closet back. If I stacked all 1,100 I'd end up with a 55-foot tower of naked animals and boobie cartoon girls. What a sight that would be. |
 THE DVD BAR IS OPEN Thank you for sharing the glorious experience of unboxing my new DVD, and for supporting my work. Dreams really do come true. I hope to continue stinking up your computer, and now your television too, for years and years. But for now, I need a nap... |
Copyright © 2006 David C. Lovelace